They are pretty crap, but you really love telling them to others!
So here is a few of them if you've got too much time on your hands.....
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- If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would produce enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee
- If you farted constantly for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb
- A cockroach can live up to 9 days without its head before it starves to death
- Banging your head against the wall burns 150 calories an hour!
- Butterflies can taste with their feet
- Right-handed people live, on average, 9 years longer than left-handed people
- Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump
- Polar Bears are left handed
- Humans and Dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure
- Most car horns honk in the key of 'F'
- 6% of men propose over the teleophone!
- On sunday, it is illegal to sell cornflakes in Columbus, Ohio
- For every 'normal' webpage, there are 5 porn webpages
- There are 23 doctores in the U.S called Dr. Doctor, and one called Dr.Surgeon
- 85% of men don't use the slit in their underwear
- 14% of us eat the water-melon seeds
- 45.2% of people pee in the shower
- 28.1% of people pee in the pool!
- Kleenex tissues were originally used as filters in gas masks
- The Antarctica is a deser
- It is illegal to purchase or consume Jack Daniel's whiskey in the town in which it was produced!
- Frozen lobsters can come back to life when thawed
- Sheep can recognise other sheep from pictures
- In the movie 'The Wizard of Oz', Toto the dog's salary was $125 dollars a week, while Judy Garland was $500 a week!
- In a year, the average person walks 4 miles to make his/her bed!
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